Pirates of the Stupid Seas

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Introduction to Pirates of the Stupid Seas

You steer your vessel and scan for targets. One ship drifts into view. You fire a cannon and each shot demands exact timing.

Battles start small against a lone schooner. A squadron of frigates appears with heavier guns. You adapt your firing angle and pick new moments to strike.

Controls feel simple but demand focus. You steer with a single joystick. A button fires cannonballs over open water. Bright hues fill decks and sky. Cannon blasts echo across crashing waves. Each clash pushes your reflexes to the limit.